Good News! We have elsewhere noted Dear Leader’s Dopey Diplomacy and Clueless Clinton’s plan to secure a “lasting peace in the Middle East” – in part by imposing “Smart Power” silly sanctions to whip those irky Iranians into line and make them stop playing with nukes!
Bad News: It is having zero effect. Iran’s nuclear ambition continues.
Gooder News! “Be joyous my heart, miracles of the Messiah will soon be here.” Unfortunately, this is not in reference to Christ, but a poem by Mahmoud Ahmadinijad in reference to the “Twelfth Imam” or “Mahdi”. Per Mr. Ahma-dim-jerk and the Mullahs, “when [the Mahdi] reappears, peace, justice and security will overcome oppression and deceit and one global government, the most perfect ever, will be established.” Sounds pretty spiffy!
Bader News! Said global government will of course be Muslim, and among the portents that must take place prior to Mr. Mahdi’s grand entrance are some rather ominous events:
- Before his coming will come the red death and the white death. The red death is the sword and the white death is plague.
- The Muslims will throw off the reins and take possession of the land, throwing out the authority of the foreigners.
- Death and fear will afflict the people…A fire will appear in the sky and a redness will cover them.
In a word, Israel’s gotta go, and Shia Islam rule the world. Other than that, no worries mates!
Goodest News! Said strike has already been launched and has rendered Iran’s nuclear enrichment program in ruins for the foreseeable future! No boom was heard because it was a cyber missile!
“It was ‘like the arrival of an F-35 into a World War I battlefield,’ says Ralph Langner, the computer expert who was the first to sound the alarm about Stuxnet. Others have called it the first ‘weaponized’ computer virus…Simply put, Stuxnet is an incredibly advanced, undetectable computer worm that took years to construct and was designed to jump from computer to computer until it found the specific, protected control system that it aimed to destroy: Iran’s nuclear enrichment program.”